Does Trump’s active control of his hotels, resorts and golf courses create an unethical and potentially catastrophic opportunity for abuse of power? Probably…okay, definitely.

But ol’ Trump has a method to his madness. By not divesting himself from his businesses, he’s actually creating satellite White Houses all over the world. That means we have dozens of phone numbers we can use to reach the president and discuss the issues that matter most.

Foreign leaders and Wall Street executives know that if they want to reach out to our President, they can just connect with his business associates. Now the American people have a direct line to Trump too.

Pour yourself a little Trump vodka and call White House Inc. today!

When you submit your phone number on the right, you’ll receive a call and be randomly connected to one of Trump’s properties. Don’t be fooled, they’ll ask you to make a reservation or a tee time, but remember, you’re talking to the White House, so use the opportunity to discuss important issues.

Important Issues to Discuss:

Back in November, Trump said he’d announce his plans for his business on December 15. We’re still waiting. So far, there is no indication that he’d actually be selling his business and divesting his family’s stake. If he sold his business, how would foreign leaders show him that they care by staying in his resorts and greenlighting new projects around the globe? How would you and I show our patriotism by donning our Chinese-made Trump neck ties and shopping Ivanka’s looks from her meetings with foreign leaders – business partners?

Let’s use this critical time to show Trump we need these satellite White Houses more than ever. Pour yourself a little Trump vodka and call White House Inc. today!